How Humans Broke the Game

Ajoutée 14 avril 2019
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  • Oh btw did y'all know I'm on twitter too? Follow me: twitter.com/TheTierZoo

    • Humans are not the only animals to sweat so loosing hair was a bug. Horses, all primates, and a few others can sweat.

    • When the alien class is unlocked I really hope they get to watch these tutorials on currents builds within the game. I think it would give them all the context required to successfully play the game on this global server.

    • your videos are awesome, nice point of view to explain all xD

    • TierZoo can you make an Amazon tier list due to the crazy amount of high tiers

    • invasive species would be a cool video. You could talk about them as bugs being introduced that are super op and have no balance patch. They hop servers and then destroy everything

  • Someone needs to make actual game with this

  • Have you heard of March mammal madness? Would be interested in seeing a video on it.

  • You should do one about gods.

  • Neanderthal: Dont worry humans are not real they cant hurt you Humans:

  • So is the dev God?

  • Americans are a downgrade, cursed with the ‘Miron Debuff’ which lowers their intelligent significantly. They also suffer the ‘stunted’ debuff which makes them shorter and have smaller penis. Americans third debuff is also their strengh the ‘Lack of Ethical Integrity’ debuff, which allows them to go around killing innocent people and stealing resources. Nobody likes americans.

  • And then the devs made membership 11$

  • When ur a gamer but study history

  • I wish school was this interesting, would have all A's if they taught like this lol

  • This was freaking awesome, loved the dark souls references.

  • Show me top 5 ways to Nerf humans

  • So there's a perk called "Alabama" that's allows immediate faction member breeding that has +10 strength but -20 intelligence and has the disabled debuff. Should I use my exp on that?

    • you forgot the racism status effect

  • 6:49 One would think... but on the bright side, war often pushes technology to new lengths that benefits everyone (The first metal boats were made in the american civil war. The first radar system was used by the British in WW2 on their ships, leading to GPS. The first computer was also made in WW2 by the British to help crack the German code. Planes, although not created with war in mind, were used, tested, and later upgraded through war. Due to war, it allowed USA to escape its great depression. Due to both WW1 and WW2, women rights and anti-segregation movements also skyrocketed showing that everyone can do the same as a white man (A very strange concept back in the day). The atomic bombs, although a terrible weapon, also opened the doors to nuclear power plants, a very effective power source that (In my opinion) should become the primary source of power, either that or (Again, my opinion) cover large stretches of land that are currently not being used in renewable energy systems such as solar.) So... you can't deny the benefits of in fighting.

  • Whoever created that opening cartoon must have thought early humans were idiots.

  • OMG bare ape OP!

  • How we got from a level 1 thug to a level 99 boss?

  • 1:47 MOZAMBIQUE HEA

  • 1:11 That hobbit lol

  • Damnn and to think just because we reached like level 77, we started slaving all the black avatars to look cool

  • Best channel ever

  • How do you end the game?

  • Humans: I have an army Neantherdals: We have a Hulk Humans: Okay, we'll let him starve

    • 40000 years later Humans: we have a hulk Neanderthals: Really? Humans: not really we needed a green thanos

  • Tbh. the pretty much god tier OP of humans is slowly turning against itself; everyone wants to play a humanclass and thus the class is so freaking large that it's effectively suffocating all other playable classes out of the game. It wouldn't be such a problem if humanclass wasn't build to rely alot to the other classes, directly or indirectly. I mean, we'd still get exp. from internal PvP but other resources might start being less available.

  • Sanic: you humans can't catch me boi Human main: hold my beer

  • Does anyone remember the Atomic Bomb regional event? It only happened twice but that was when humans truly broke the game. Many players in the Island of Japan region got an instant game over from that

    • OwlLegend well I’m aware it’s happened more than twice, there’s been over 1000. Though the two regional cataclysms were meant to destroy the cities, and everything around it, alive or not.

    • Espin Jeez, stupid human mains like you who think it only happened twice. They happen all the time but it really only effects aquatic builds.

  • East Asian Meta = high iq esketit

  • This is why I switched after the ice age patch.

  • how do i spec all my extra S.P.E.C.I.A.L. points? or is it a G.U.R.P.S. system?

  • Yeah, human mains are OP. They can’t stick to one or two servers either so I had a main penguins for awhile, but then a bunch of eskimos came and ran out of food, and of course, resorted to greifing penguin mains. Christ.

  • This video makes me wanna try to build a time machine and live with the old sapiens

  • 4:15 Excellent comparison xD

  • you make the best videos

  • You are wrong, many mammals can sweat and all primates can, even with hair.

  • Was that Neanderthal Crip-walking in that cave?!! Didn't know they got down like that way back when...

  • I'd like to play this game

  • Bigger brains does not equeal better but it is number of Neurons and synapses that does. For exampel whale brains are bigger but have way less synapses

  • How about the zoo tier list, a tier list of animals that live in the confines of an establishment which maintains a collection of wild animals

  • The interstellar path will be interesting seeing humans will adapt to the new servers like Mars within a few generations to the point of becoming unable to return to the earth server. Maybe then all the evolution deniers will finally understand we aren't special and begin putting away their imaginary friends. If the imaginary friends debuff is removed from the game, we'll see an increase in player co-OP instead of rampant pvp

  • Humans are way too OP, I'm going to play on a private server and play vanilla

  • This is what happens when humans get too many rare candy's

  • I feel there is something missing, the recent evidence of a unnoticed strategy of some human players of mixing their gene pool with other human variants builds during their servers migration, including neanderthals and sapiens hybrids. What is not totally know is if that strategy was the responsible for the lack of other human builds in the current version, or if the devs simply took them out during different patchs.

  • 4:46 "so why is that the Neanderthal got banned?" Oh well, have you heard of Sam O'Nella's theory of the Sexy Neanderthal?

  • Is this a game

  • 6:31 - Really? here too? I guess it can't be helped with donor footage, but they really lay it on pretty thick, eh? The messaging is insidious. I'm sure it will be fine though, and nothing bad at all will happen... 🙄

  • Humans didn’t originate in africa

  • 1:36 das halo reach

  • Hi I’d like to report a game breaking bug about the human class that’s severely limiting how we can play

  • You're reading the wrong patch notes dude. Those are from an alternative server called *"Wakanda"* that's spammed on the original server's game-chat by gold-sellers and their bots. No way the *"Sapiens" from Africa (??), of all regions* (hello mana D deficiency?), could have successfully grief'd the *Neantherpals*. The one who did it was a hardcore faction-guild from the eastern European steppe - your followers might recognize the player *"Cro-Magnon*".* Dude's adaptation was so tight that his +30kSunCyclesOld build is practically copy-pasted in Europe to this day (except for 4% Neanderthal stats, mostly for cosmetics). Also, There's various data-mining indicating that *the Humans may not have been implemented from Africa altogether.* Here's one: www.scirp.org/journal/PaperInformation.aspx?paperID=19566 Thing is, this *legendary Cart-riding Ship-sailing Expansion-Warring Cro-Magnomerthal of a faction* dominated the meta so hard that they grew tired and, because most currently active players are either feeling pity or put off by the other factions' item-begging and hate-spamming, they're mass-quitting the game. Most don't even defend their territories anymore and the economy is already rekt by the gold-sellers I talked about. Some say the decay was schemed. Why did they let it happen? Many agree the guild-leaders were prevented from making new characters and a lot of the faction today is just *newbie casuals* who joined the easy-button winning side. They don't care about how much work was put into it so they ignore (or throw) the factions meta and only grind solo for cash items. Then *act surprised when they're ganked around the map.* The rest of the loyal members are trying to rally the newcomers and hoping that the former players weren't really banned but actually employed by the Devs themselves.

  • Just a note, Neanderthals did have slightly bigger brains, but their brains were more motor skills than ours, so technically, we had the "bigger brains." Thanks!

  • "Infighting is their biggest weakness right now" Shit made me laugh and hit me hard just the same.

  • I sometimes regret speccing into human because we're kind of boring in terms of biology, but we can do some of the most meta shit, like making and playing games inside of the game lol.

  • i singed up to curiositystream.com threw your code but i didn't get the free month

  • The assains creed:orign game play looking good.

  • What allowed Humans to unlock their most OP skills was the Cooking skill. Cooked food gives a significant XP boost, and all that extra XP enabled Humans to assign more Evolution Points to Intelligence.

  • This was amazing, and then the Hoenn gym leader theme came in, and it was beyond words.

  • The more intelligence you have then there's more of a chance of corruption which is the reason why humans always fight each other.

  • Humans are #1 according to humans Ask Humans? Humans North Koreans? North Koreans Hotel? Trivago

  • That last comment over Human PvP and other players not being a challenge makes me want to see a video about the Emu war. When the Australian faction fought birds- and lost

  • Wait you mean my whole life I was playing the game.... where are the GMs...

  • You have to wonder how the genetic engineering skill will shape the meta.

  • Something you missed about the superiority of the Neanderthal build and their competition, is mentioning the first true anatomically modern human in Europe, known loosely as "Cromagnons" (Early European modern humans.) One thing about the "larger" brain of the Neanderthal, is that technically speaking, certain parts of their brain were smaller than modern humans, mainly the parietal and frontal lobes. Cromagnon man actually had a larger brain than Neanderthal, and was also physically powerful and robust compared to contemporary humans. This is the 'human type' that the Neanderthals could not compete with. A combination of super-intelligence and super strength, which are traits that modern-day humans have mostly lost over the last 30,000 years or so. It had little to do with homo-sapien types who stayed in Africa, as the Neanderthal species was of course largely in Europe.

  • How big was a Neanderthal compared to an ancient human? I suppose modern day humans are probably much bigger, stronger and faster due to most human ancestors having fed themselves until full multiple times a day throughout at least 2500 years but im not 100% sure

  • yeah, humans love PvP :D

  • 4:31 childish gambino cosmetic

  • A lot of Sapians raped the Neanderthal women.

  • I almost missed the ‘Mozambique here’ 😂

  • What about the technology dlc?

  • Oh yeah there’s this emulator called Ancestors the humankind odyssey, probably playing on human main Nostalgia.

  • Lv 999 man with AR

  • africa server is only for skilled players, a lot of the cheat codes from Europe server don't work here

    • Africa server is toxic AF anyway, and its playerbase just grinds the low EXP in starter zones. Some may play around with the Society ability, but never actually understand it. Players from the Europe server even transferred over to show just how broken the Society buffs make your other abilities, but once they transferred back, the server went right back to treating popping Society as a misclick.

  • Mosquitoes are still viable in certain areas of the humans spawn

  • yeah sure humans are op, but my current human main is still stuck on finding a "job" anyone got any tips ?? nuanced gameplay my ass, should`ve chosen an orca main bfs

  • Its the communication skill tree that makes humans the best. You can team up on other animals and also taunt other humans by telling them you mated with their older female build to start a pvp for additional xp.

  • I heard they have cheat codes that can crash the game known as "player.releasenukes"

    • Nukes aren't a cheat code.

    • Unfortunately, the Devs removed it because it was too game-breaking.

  • bruh these nakeds taking all my shit

  • Nice halo reference

  • They just buffed intelligence and attack and then took over all servers after the end of the ice age

  • All these people saying PVP is such a big weakness. Until the unlocking of gunpowder tech PVP was incredibly fun. Some of us spent our whole lives learning it & in the England faction, practicing with a bow was mandatory. The main deficit was the game - overs & losing territory to other factions. The PVP route also offset the lack of intellect boosting items like books by providing an accessable & popular play style.

  • ok so basically... im monky

  • And what about the domestication of dogs?

  • I heard that a whole guild got deleted because of a gigantic squid

  • This is why the Wizard/Sorcerer Class is the best

    • Those are not real available classes yet. HAPPY WAITING!

  • 1:44 That Mozambique here! So great xD

  • Bigger brains doesn’t mean higher intelligence. If that was the case, blue whales would be ruling the earth

    • Best brain-to-body mass ratio did make ants into commies tho.

  • need a nerf dude. I LIKE BEING DIFFRENT

  • 6:30 Good ol days...

  • I forgot about u then after a year or so I got u in mah recommendation yasss

  • What about the new build that the humans are making with their crafting ability? The AI build seems like it might be too OP upon release.

  • This video game talk is gay as fuck. Just give us the straight information. Seriously.

  • plus sapiens have unlocked the speaking ability and thus were able to better communicate in combat against the neanderthals who because of their inf3rior lacking communication were not able to fight in groups as large as the sapiens

  • Is like the elite barbarians, they were so bad that the devs buff them to the point of becoming OP.

  • Please can you do a part 2- expanding from where you left off- ie friendly fire, go into more detail on the lunar and mars expansion packs, self destruction bugs etc

  • 1:46 Mozambique here

  • I think the other builds need to git gud and stop complaining to the devs all the time

  • It's so freaking hard getting enough XP to respawn as a human. This is my first time playing as a human and let me tell you, it's so easy and fun I don't ever want to die. Good thing we have long lifespans.

  • There are a lot of human mains, especially in the Deep South US maps, who refuse to believe the human build wasn't spontaneously inserted just a few patches ago, despite the entire update history being readily available to players.

  • This is actually very helpful for a presentation I have to do for college, thx!!

  • How to gain XP in the past: Hunt. Forage. Explore. Survive. How to gain XP now: Watch TierZoo.

  • Surprised the Fire Meta wasn't covered in this. It was more of a game-changer than any spear or projectile that humans ever invented; not only did it keep people warm during winter and allow humans to buff the xp from their loot through cooking, it also warded off nocturnal predators and created smoke that gave a buff against insect parasites. All points that humans have specced into their brains are a direct result of unlocking deeper levels of REM sleep, which was made safe due to the Fire Meta.

    • Well, the fire wasn't a meta, it was a tech tree unlock, and a very early one at that: but you're right, it was key. The fire tech has been mentioned in some of the other videos, its one of the three bases unlocks that combines to open up the advanced tech trees and as far as we know, only humans have ever gotten all three base techs unlocked at the same time. The other thing about this triple lock access to the higher tech tiers is that only a special set of abilities would make it possible to do in the first place: you need an Intelligence of 90% or higher to unlock the tool use skill at all, and then grasping appendages and a minimum size of about a meter to unlock the Fire-Tending skill under the 'Fire' Tech. You also have to have a language trait to unlock the Teaching skill under child rearing, which while not actually part of the tech lock itself, is basically required to make any progress in the higher tech trees. Then to capitalize on all of that your tribe needs to have spent some of your evolution points on increasing your lifespans to the point that you can really gain a decent amount of 'Wisdom' over a single playthrough, some of which can be passed down to new characters with "Teaching" allowing you to build up towards points of Culture, Gnosis, and/or Science as time goes on. Humans made a point to push Int as high as they could on a species and individual basis for max Wisdom gain per playthrough at the beginning, because those early Techs are super-Expensive and worse, typically are bought solely with one knowledge resource, so you have to spend down thousands of points of say, Gnosis, to master "Animism", whereas "Monotheism" while it takes just as many points to total, you have more people working toward it by then and more importantly, they are fairly evenly split between Culture and Gnosis, and then a little Science is thrown in too, so it's a lot easier. Also, there are the "Teaching Abuse" techs like Alphabet/Syllabary/Idiographs, Book Binding, Printing Press, and Gramophone, then later the Internet and other computer system teaching abuse technologies. But back to that Fire/Tools/Agriculture lock. Lots of species unlock a single tech slot, as you can open one base tech per 20% or fraction thereof of Int you have, but almost none bother to use their evolution points to really spec into techs as the humans did. Sure we have some birds that have taken the Fire tech, and a number of ants that grasped Agriculture in one form or another, just about all the primates went for tool use, and numerous other birds took on child rearing to the point they have languages and teaching skills, but only humans said: "We want all of that, please and thank you!" In fact, humans didn't originally have the full lock for the advanced techs trees, they only picked up the Agriculture Tech AFTER they had been working with Tools and Fire for quite a while. Of course, once they had all three everything went to hell almost right away, because they had enough Wisdom saved to buy Copper Working basically right off the bat, but that's a story for another time...