It is the first day of university

Ajoutée 10 sept. 2019
THE JOANA CEDDIA BOX NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/3927975329853
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HERE’S HOW THINGS ARE GOING TO GO FROM HERE ON OUT
1. YOU WILL ADDRESS ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY HI TO ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO BAKE ME A CAKE SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO RESPECT ME SIDEWAYS, GOT IT?
2. ONLY CUCUMBER FLAVOURED DEODORANT IS PERMISSIBLE FROM NOW ON. ANY OTHER SMELL IS PUTRID AND PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. ITS EITHER THAT OR MY NOSE BARKS AT YOU, GOT THAT?
3.
4. YELLOW IS DISGUSTING.
5. SERIOUSLY, NO HUMAN BEING SHOULD WEAR YELLOW.
6. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
On a real note though, I just wanted to say thanks for sticking with me for so long. It was around this time of last year that my channel started to gain traction and I am so thankful for this opportunity. As for posting videos goes, I am going to try to get my videos up every Tuesday at 5 PM, but I am not going to make any promises. Also, I am going to be pretty inactive on twitter and instagram from this point forward cause I want to focus on my studies as much as possible (but it’s not like I was that active on there to begin with lol).
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With love,
Jenny Cravitz

Commentaires

  • This is real art

  • Why no one is talking about the Percy Jackson book? BECAUSE LIKE I WAS DYING YES MY GIRL WELCOME TO THE FANDOM

  • ”DID YOU BREAK ITS NECK-” **staring intensifies**

  • "Cheese!"

  • When you were making ur lunch I wasn’t listening anything u were saying and I was contemplating why u were putting packaged grass in a jug

  • Is the Emma chamberlains nerdy sister?

  • Omg I just graduated from your university! I wish I could have seen you around campus

  • whats the song in the beginning

  • Grade 6 is easy, grade 7 was bad

  • My Italian ass is shaking rn for what I had the misfortune to see at the end of the video omg pls DO NOT PUT RICOTTA ON A FUKIN STEAK

  • 7:15 How... Does....one do physics without vectors????

  • ayye we’re both first year students taking calculus! lmao my calculus professor has a very THICCCC chinese/mandarin accent and it’s hard to understand him sometimes but he’s cool

  • Manic Pixie Dream Girl with a side dish of Reddit rhetoric and a considerable IQ boost that fails to negate the insufferable snowflake aura. GWS kek

  • Joana If you see this my sweet relish ~ Pin this

  • can’t believe you’re growing up so fast 😢 mother goose must be so very proud

  • Bruh I was watching your video randomly and realized we go to the same university :) is your calculus prof Igor or Emmanuel?

  • serena williams? what about our fellow canadian bianca andeesscu🇨🇦

  • *When u go to college knowing u make a bunch of money already on FR-tv so you’re just wasting your time*

  • rip joana for buying physical textbooks

  • sigh, :c

  • In the tennis and calculus demonstration u kinda forgot to wear a bra

  • How does a person end up enrolled in Calcus and Algebra simultaneously? Algebra is a prerequisite for Calculus on pretty much every campus, and I'm thinking that our heroine can probably waddle through the coursework blindfolded. So weird.

  • I wonder why her parents are thinking when she films the voiceovers and screams..lmao..they seriously need and award..and tbh i want a daughter like this when im older lol.

  • What university you go to?

  • DANCE MOMS

  • You are like a modern day Rory Gilmore

  • Why would they make you take algebra and calculus concurrently

  • If Josmoe central was ever a anonymous type of hacker thing aka 11:58 we would know it was her

  • Ok I’m sorry, but Socials/History is AMAZING, Science is FUN, English is OK, and Math is HORRIBLE

  • You're weird I like weird people God i really enjoy ur videos Keep going🌻

  • I'm good at math and get A's but your coarse load is way too much, I would be so overwhelmed taking those classes all in my first semester.

  • Joana : all funny throughout summer posting School : *Im gonna ruin this whole womans career*

  • where did you get those wonderful boots from 1:46?? i need to get me a pair of those!

  • So many cuts between each sentence 😭😭😭

  • As a third year university student, I cackled during the entirety of this video, especially when you got school supplies and talked about textbooks. (also I’m Canadian too!)

  • she needs a talk show.

  • PERCY JACKSON HELL YEAH.. the best book to reread

  • Doctor: can you tell me about your symptoms Me: I forget everything in a split second I’m suffering from high end memory loss Dementia: am I joke to you?

  • She lookin snazzy

  • Are you planning on doing FR-tv full time as a job

  • The bootleg mac n'cheese at 6:07 legit looks like a carpet my therapist has in her office

  • The Mac and cheese looks nasty but why do I want to try it so bad..

  • *SAMANTHA*

  • Canadian university just sounds like high school lol

  • these videos are always so entertaining!

  • hey don't spread hate on social studies ! it's one my fav subjects 😅

  • Was the first scene a Gale reference?

  • "Colkulus"

  • At our school the teachers do memes on there slide shows 😂🤣

  • Hearing the trauma your bank account went through is making me all the more grateful for financial aid, community college, and half decent parents who invested in my college fund the moment they got ne

  • percy jackson yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • low key this is making me excited for university lol i want to go to canada for university and this is making me less stressed bc you seem like you're having fun w it

  • Me, a senior in high school watching this: scared

  • Of all the thing I've noticed.. IT IS ALWAYS THE HAIR!! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE HAIR!!! LOL

  • 2:42 well yeah if you're gonna specialize in nuclear physics

  • W-was the first 23 seconds of this video a GaYLE ReFEreNCe?

  • Socialism isn’t bad. Your professor shouldn’t be shoving that on your class with no pushback

    • Holy shit you're such a bore. Weird professor rants are fun and he's a math prof so no one's gonna take it seriously. Plus, like it should be, no one has a problem when a prof talks wonders about socialism and trashes capitalism. Just let it to go both ways.

  • Nah it's all about afternoon classes lmao

  • broooooo percy jackson fam what up

  • i like how she taped the teensy mic on the bottle