SantaCon: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (Web Exclusive)

Ajoutée 8 déc. 2019
The holiday season brings with it a host of annual traditions. John Oliver discusses one of the worst.
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  • When I remember how Santa aggressively masturbates 364 days of the year (365 on leap years), hearing them getting busy in a pharmacy might not be the most shocking news.

  • You can tell he had some fun with that one

  • John brought up Santa without a masturbation joke. Something is wrong here.

  • Some people pay extra to see naked leapfrogging Santa's..

  • So what I’m hearing is that people who aren’t Santa are pussies

  • Hahahaha best video ever!! I'm peeing my pants

  • In comparison Furry conventions add a lot of revenue for the hosting city, usually also holds a charity, and whatever weird sexual acts some suspect of us, only happen in the privacy of hotel rooms.

  • Pls add subtitles..

  • I commented on the video that had no sound... I got the most likes I've ever gotten... Then last week tonight realized their mistake and privated RIP

  • SantaCon New Orleans: *ZERO INCIDENTS. $35,000 RAISED FOR CHARITY* Once again, the northern Yankees that can't hold their liquor have to screw things up for the professional alcoholics of the south. *Cancel SJW Ron LOLiver!* #cancelron

  • Oh man... if Oliver did a segment on Shelly Miscavige... poor HBO lawyers. Haha

  • Trump and Alex Jones are objectively funnier than John Oliver, "Drumph?" What kind of nickname is that, crooked Hilary, now THAT'S funny.

  • whats the date for next episode ?

    • February 16, 2020.

    • never, the show is formatted to lastmonthtonight because the john oliver keeps spending money on worthless expenses

  • I would love to hear your take on solar power homes - You have to love Elon Musk

  • wth John, the break is over. Hurry up and make more magic already.

  • Remember when John Oliver used to be funny?

  • last week last month?

  • I am an Iranian PhD candidate in Canada. I am writing you to express my opinion and feelings on the recent Iran-USA tension and the tragic consequences as a result of this ever growing tension. I occasionally watch the Late Shows or Jake Tapper’s program. I have got to know how ignorant the large portion of American population is and how arrogance the has become the backbone of both democrats and republicans when it comes to dealing with other countries. I am saying this as a non-religious Iranian citizen who has left his beloved country and family because, I, like most Iranians hate the Islamic Republic regime. But the question is, do we like the United States political agenda and how they have been behaving throughout the history? Why instead of interviewing the liars in the governments of both countries, do not you interview the ordinary people?! Millions of Iranians have been suffering and being killed in the past 40 years due to the decisions made by a small number of people at both sides. Disproportionally at a much smaller scale thousands of American lives have been impacted, mostly related to the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. Yet, the only people who are given the major platforms to speak and tell their lies and propaganda, and plant wrong beliefs in public’s head are those liars and killers. Both the US government (in the past 40 years) and the Islamic Republic regime have the blood of millions of people on their hands. Their actions has isolated the great Iranian people both at home and even overseas, wasted trillions of dollars which could have been used for the prosperity of humanity, has given rise to the extremists, has opened up a great opportunity for the Russian and Chinese governments to take advantage of Iran and suck up all the resources of Iran in return for their support. See where we are today, never closer to a tragic war. As the US Defence Secretary said on CNN “Our goal is to protect American people”. Yes, at the expense of innocent lives of people from other countries!? I have always hated bloody revolutions, civil wars and violence, but I have reached to a point that there is almost no way of people getting the control of their nations back without bloody revolutions, civil wars and violence. The US sanctions and travel bans on Iranians have impacted ordinary Iranians’ lives (over %90) who most of them hate the current regime. Then, after all the US governments have done to the Iranians, the US president gets on social media and write in Persian how they support Iranians, after threatening to bomb their cultural sites! Yet, those are the people who are given the major platforms to speak! I am so sick of the path we are taking. People no longer have any power whatsoever, not just because of the politicians. But mainly because the majority of people do not use their conscious anymore, their are fed with lies and have become numb to many things. As soon as a tragic event occurs, they all become interested in the topic just because they do not want to fall behind to show off their care on the social media. People who did not know where Iran is on the map or how the culture and the history is, all the sudden start posting things on the social media. Let me tell you, if none of those killed in the passenger plane was not a dual citizen of Canada and European countries, nobody would even know about it. The examples of hypocrisy and pretentiousness are countless but of course, today a large portion of western world’s population is more interested in following what the celebrities did, whom they dated, what the newest Netflix show is and etc. Russia’s interference with the US election has been one of the main ingredients of all the TV shows and a great deal of investigations by the political parties and rage from public. Why?!!!! The US has been meddling with every single country including but not limited to elections, regime change and military actions but everyone has to be ok with it and not much talk about it. But, when it comes to other countries doing the same, then it is something unacceptable. One of the main reasons Iran’s path has changed and resulted in the current system is because of 1953 Iranian coup deta which was the overthrow of the democratically elected Prime Minister Mohammad Mosaddegh orchestrated by the United States and the United Kingdom. For example, no American or news network talks about the Iran Air passenger Flight that was shot down on 3 July 1988 by an SM-2MR surface-to-air missile fired from USS Vincennes of the United States Navy. The aircraft, an Airbus A300, was destroyed and all 290 people on board, including 66 children, were killed. The jet was hit while flying over Iran's territorial waters in the Persian Gulf. Unfortunately, not many people know these facts because the media does not pay attention to anything unless is American or European lives. The killing of Soleimani was the best gift to the Iran’s dictators. Now, even Iranian people who have been opposing the Iranian regime and the Revolutionary Guard, are leaning towards them and grow anger towards the US. Now, the dictators have a justification to actually develop nuclear weapons to defend for their survival. Thanks, A human

  • Dear Santa / John Oliver With Hard cheese costume made out of no cordeon bleu. I want you to explain something to me about these british people. There seem to be clones there or something. Theres the whole prince of whales thing that I dont get. There are pictures that look very much the same but just arent, in those tiny particular ways. Let me give you a list of the characters I have observed that look too close for comfort, yet way too different to be able to pin them one person. The chap with the standing white hair that gets photographed with the queen of the british. the chap with the downfolded black hair bits that gets photographed as prince harrys dad. sherlock holmes chap, the one that was filmed in the lady in green. Charles dance as in game of thrones and one of the discworld miniseries, and possibly the old leader chap playing an old grumpy guy of the #tolans in stargate sg1, I long suspected that to be charles dances brother but I they seem to be just different enough to be brothers. and the one doctor who that is clearly the bio son of one of them, just cant tell exactly who. please explain, there seem to be some clear cases of mistaken identities here or something.

  • Look. John Oliver has gotten his canons mixed up. It has clearly been stated in a previous episode, that the real Santa uses all day up til christmas masturbating. He would obviously attend all santa cons that horny red bastard!

  • "Two Santas going at it..."

  • I'll miss you John Oliver.

  • I can't wait for John Oliver to return, and give an update on Donald Trump. Who everyday proves to be nothing but a bratty child poking sleeping bears with sticks.

  • When will your show be back?? I need my fix.

  • When was the last time you were "on"? I almost forgot you have a show.

  • 2:06 - I saw Mommy f^%&ing Santa Clause...underneath the mistletoe in aisle 4

  • Was that an Idles, the band, reference?

  • Stop👏the👏laugh👏tracks👏

    • The laugh tracks might be because they're not taping this one in the front of an audience. It might be premade for the break. Otherwise, they're genuine.

  • John, come back to work we are waiting. ⏳

  • Maybe the show should be called wtf america instead of last week tonight Much more expressive

  • Reminder: John Oliver is not a US Citizen. He is a foreign agent meddling in US elections. Not a citizen. "Of particular concern to Oliver is Trump's executive actions on immigration, which he fears could worsen. He is not an American citizen himself."

    • @Elyes He has a green card for residency.

    • @Elyes He does not have American citizenship.

    • He has American citizenship.

  • Please tell me you guys are creating a Russell Crowe Koala Burn ward and Sanctuary in Australia!! I'd donate to that

  • We did a parody of Last Week Tonight and we'd love if you checked it out!

  • O sir John Oliver please come back we need you

  • This was not what I expected but I love this xD

  • FINALLY just saw lion king....... love you zazu. you made him come to life

  • Bro... where tf are you... How long is this damn break?? You left us with SantaCon... fucking SantaCon 🤦🏿‍♂️

  • Yo we’re going to war soon. Hurry the fuck up john

  • John, I know you all deserve time off, but a 3-month break in this political climate feels a little like the Army deciding to have a beach vacation after landing in Normandy. We need you to keep fighting for sanity. Please come back soon.

  • Please cover on what is happening in India right now. It needs global attention. The Govt. is following the same path as the Nazis in Germany. The whole nation is in unrest. THIS NEEDS ATTENTION OF WORLD MEDIA.

  • Did you hear that santa and his wife are divorcing? he only comes once a year, and that's down a chimney

  • The red and white santa was invented by coca cola. Look it up.

  • I love how he has to pretend actually reading from the book...

  • Wonderful kondrisa

  • please make a 'beyond scared straight' episode

  • Oh boy john mate i wait to what you say about suleimani and iran

  • Holy sh8? This douche-bag is still working? 😂😂

  • As someone who lives right near Hoboken, I’m a little hurt

  • Santa and Johnny are on good terms now?

  • Was that swaggersouls

  • Hello sir, it's been 3 weeks. We're missing you. Waiting for your next upload dearly.

  • My innocence has been ruined.....why John why??? Also I got here by miss reading the title as santa claus

  • Can't wait for John Oliver to discuss World War 3

    • @Ali Living Tell that to our citrus golem of a president

    • Oi!! Do not give us a war!! It's a USA war, the world is not into it!!

    • @Derick G when is the first episode i googled and couldnt find an answer

    • Richard V. The next episode is in February, so you gonna have to wait lol

    • He should be back from vacation by now!!!

  • “An explicit sex act in the aisle” surprises him. Wow, you should come to Berlin

  • We really need a segment on Scientology.

  • This is why we can;t have nice things.

  • raising 450,00$ over 9 years is the same as a SINGLE PERSON making 50,000$ a year over 9 years. For a fundraising event with 30k attendees that is pitiful

  • I work for a kids event going on in my city and I saw a santa vape right next to some kids..

  • Can't wait to hear he's thought about "WWIII" lol

  • I love John Oliver, but the comment about "that baby is only dead" is not funny, and is extremely painful for parents like myself, who have lost babies.